Absolutely not an alien, but definitely a swamp creature lying around some bog making frog soup and telling ghost stories to all the leeches...

pizza, books, hiking, into the wild, roadtrips, campfires, the secret life of walter mitty, pacific north west, gloomy weather, mushrooms, did I mention pizza?

absolutelyNotAnAlien doesn't think they have any secrets, but we all know about that one time right? ;)