Have you ever weighed yourself before/after a poop?

Asking for a friend. And yes, I have. Sometimes there was a difference, sometimes there wasn't

• Yes, I sure have
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• No, you fucking weirdo
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• Why are we talking about poop again?
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• Poop emoji
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